Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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