I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
