Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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