Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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