we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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