it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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