There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
being pregnant is like rehab
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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