Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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