I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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