Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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