Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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