They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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