Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The Olympian is in my bed
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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