The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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