dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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