just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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