i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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