marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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