i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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