I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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