Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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