Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We got so high we made milksteak
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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