But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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