She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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