you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
