I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
