dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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