his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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