ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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