how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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