is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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