It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Its about making memories worth repressing
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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