office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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