i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
All the doctor said was why
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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