We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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