your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i now understand why vodka
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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