check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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