OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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