I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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