I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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