She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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