look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Ladies don't puke and tell
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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