Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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