It's just like the Real World with babies
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
