I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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