I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Fuck appropriateness.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
