god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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