There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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