when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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