There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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