Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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